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Monday, January 24, 2011

Oscar, Angel of Death?

Instead of talking about how my job interview went, Imma side track a little for a while.

Today, I'll talk about a CAT - Oscar.

This cute furry little kitteh~ ^^

Oscar lives in a hospital. No, not an animal hospital, he's not sick. The Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center, in the US, to be exact. In fact, he works there.... well, kind of, you'll find out why in a jiffy.

Have you ever watched a little too much of those Japanese Anime....? or some sad Christmas tales about a guardian Angel that comes to greet the dying or watch over them over the last few hours of their lives.... whispering words like... "I'll be by your side"... as the poor weak and terminally sick boy drops his last tear, and his spirit floats off together with the Angel that later transforms into a bird~?

Well, stories are stories, I thought. And Hollywood and Japanese Animes do their best to make sure that everything you see in movies.... only happen in movies.....


Fortunately. Oscar is real. "Purr~ Your time is up~"

For all the people out there who believe in Angels of Death.... Oscar is a real furry one to begin with. This fellow was actually a kitten from an animal shelter in 2005, who grew up in the 3rd floor of the hospital to its 'End-stage' Dementia unit - That's something like an old... old folks home for those of you who can't be bothered knowing what dementia is.

Oscar had a job there. A very serious one. He's the one and only. Grim Reaper.

He may look cute. But he's the very essence of death, not a watchdog

For all the furry cuteness he has, nurses said that he was a 'reserved and anti-social' cat. Yet, he was an "ordinary cat with an extraordinary ability". The ability to know you were about to die.

To put it simply. If this cat sleeps with you, you're gonna die.


Oscar constantly roams the 3rd floor, visiting patients from time to time, taking a look at them, as if saying "Nope, not your time yet".... until he finds 'The One'. He would then jump onto the bed of the patient, and stretch himself, making himself comfortable, then lay down on the patient and have a nap, as if accompanying a dying person for their last moments in life. If anyone took Oscar out of the room and locked him out, he'd claw and scratch at the door, 'meow-ing' away until someone let him in.

One to two hours later, the patient would be on their way to Heaven or Hell, whichever pact they chose from Oscar the Angel of Death =) and Oscar would stand up.... and make his way out of the room, onto another patient, or just laze around in the hallway.

As he sits and savours the moments of death

Up till today, Oscar has had more than 50 death-streaks, pwning any of the top DoTA or COD players in kill-streaks.

Before anyone realized how accurate Oscar was.... there was a time when one of the nurses thought one of the patients had to go, so she brought Oscar into the room, just to have him 'meow' at them and make his way into another patient's room. Without further argument, the patient Oscar visited died within the next 2 hours. And the one whom the nurse thought his time was up?.... Lived for another 2 days before Oscar finally visited him. Even trained professionals can't outwit the Grim Reaper himself. LOL

Oscar is so bad-ass he has a whole article to himself,
not to mention featured in newspapers all over in year 2007, like this one

With death-prediction accuracy percentage of nearly 100%, it is now even Standard Protocol for the hospital staff to inform the patient's family that their loved one has been selected by their local Grim Reaper's agent, allowing them to say their goodbyes.



And for those who are less fortunate. Oscar will always be there for them.




It seems... sometimes movies and fairy tales actually do come true....
~

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Jobless, Week 2

It's been 2 weeks, and I've sent out about.... 30+ resumes now. And I'd even spent my time on taking some wicked personality tests on job-hunting websites.... which were kinda fun to do, and especially when I got this:


Well, if you know how to read this chart. Apparently according to this report, I'm an Ass at doing Hard Labour.... which.... I am.... and can't bother to be social.... well, that depends, but if I'm with strangers.... yes =)

But the chart also shows that I'm as Loyal as men's best friend, mind you, and can produce Good quality work, Hah!


Then again, all the while looking at the result of the chart.... I can't seem to think why this phantom keeps coming to my mind.


No, I DO NOT have 'Kellogg's Corn Flakes' for breakfast every morning. Yet somehow maybe it signifies I'm actually a cock.


On the other hand, just when I was about to give up sending out applications in thought that half the e-mails I'd sent had gone to the company's 'spam mail' and the other half of them only read mails from people whose name wasn't 'Cuthbert', I finally got some replies.

But the catch about applying for jobs that aren't located where you are, is that.... well, one is, you have a less chance of being considered for hiring, because usually people want someone whose close by.... two is, you're gonna have to fly yourself over to wherever they are whenever they say "Could you come for an interview."

One of the replies needed me to fly over to the west m'sia just for a Test. Whatever that 'Test' is.... I planned on postponing it until one fine day when all of the sudden I get the urge and I go... "Let's go to KL".... and then I'll take the test. So I told the company so, and they were fine with it =)

Another offered me a cool job which, I felt was cool because there were quite a lot of benefits to it. Unfortunately I'm waiting for them to set-up an interview with me, which.... they haven't....

And then you get jobs which sound cool, just because you get the title "Engineer" behind it 0_0.... who knew I'd grow up to be an "Engineer" one day.... but that's another story altogether.


For now, I can only wait keep up my hard work of applying for jobs.... ~.~"

Heading out now. Another update soon =)


Friday, January 14, 2011

Jobless, 1 Week

Job hunting isn't as easy as it sounds. It's more 'begging' and 'boasting' and 'psychological warfare' than it is 'hunting'.

I've been sending about 3 resumes per day, since Monday, up till today, to companies mostly in KK and Singapore. So in total, I've sent about 15 resumes this week.

Replies?

0~ Naada~ None~ ない~

If writing resumes and cover letters were anything easier, maybe I'd be sending 10 letters a day. But then again, if I sent 10 letters a day, I'd have sent 70 resumes to 70 companies by the end of the week and I just might make myself known nationwide as the "Job Spammer" instead....

But then again, it's not about spamming applications till you get a job. It's not like I studied 3 years getting a Bachelor's Degree in Technology to work behind Giant Supermarket's cash register?? Neither did I waste 45k and 3 years to earn as much as someone would without wasting 45k and 3 years.... I had to find... the right job.... yet, saying it is easier than getting things done.

For example.... I studied.... Computer Systems and Networking (or I.T. for those of you who like 'summing things up')

For every 500 jobs that get posted out there each day, maybe.... just maybe..... 50 of the jobs are Computer stuff.... out of the 50, 30 has got to do with Technology you never knew existed.... are OUT of your course of study (I.T. isn't as simple as you think), so you're left with 20 jobs which you know you could do SOMETHING if you get hired....

Then, say 10 jobs don't pay well; are a hell's-drive-out-of-town; or are just too bad-ass for you.... then of the remaining 10, 6 of the jobs would have a tag saying "3 years experience in related field" under the Requirements section in small print. That's something like saying "Come back when you're taller" to the kids who want to ride the Roller Coaster so badly at the theme park. It sucks for those who never get taller....

So out of the remaining FOUR, you apply. And it only takes one sentence for them to leave you hanging only false hopes..... it goes something like this:
"We regret to inform you that only shortlisted candidates will be notified"
Which means, you might wait.... a day.... a week.... a month.... for nothing to come.... =)


Apparently some jobs have a more graceful solution to this though.... like this one:


At least they are kind enough to tell you that, "If we do not contact you within a month, you're just not good enough for us. And don't bother us for the next whole year unless you get better at SOMETHING."

~

Monday, January 10, 2011

It's about Time

The last 2 weeks had been totally kick-ass fulfilling. From going to the gym, hanging out with friends, playing games, going for trips and celebrating New Year, or just the occasional yam-cha with friends at random coffee houses, from morning to night, I just felt like my time was all well spent and well worth it =)

It's such a happy sensation, to have something to do everyday, people to hang out with everyday, and new experiences everyday.


But then again, I can't always get stuck with money burning activities you know.... sipping tea with friends and talking about people's latest side-kick ain't something you earn money doing.... once in a while you gotta settle back into reality and.... Start.Finding.A.Job.

I can't believe I'll have to be looking into the assholesssss of these sort of
gizmo so soon after I thought I'd never have to see them again.

For now though, all I can do is spam my resumes to all relevant companies and bet I'm too good for them probably re-learn what I 'missed' during lectures the past 3 years.... where I was floating around in my imaginary wonderland while the lecturers lectured their lecture.


On a random note, today, after I opened a packet of peanut crackers that I bought from Kudat and ate some of it, I passed it to my mom and said "Help me keep it somewhere." A few hours later after I came back from a drink with friends, I couldn't find the crackers anywhere...

so I asked my mom "Where did you keep the crackers I gave you just now?"

Her reply... "In my stomach."

No wonder I never had tidbits lying around my house....

~

Saturday, January 1, 2011

2010: Split-Roads

2011 is Here~

Boy, I seriously love this photo ^_^

Another year, gone.

2010, a year filled with many paths to be taken, many choices to be chosen, and also decisions to be made.

Nevertheless, time still passes, unwilling to wait for anyone and anything, and before you realize, 2010 is now history. Welcoming 2011, it's time to say goodbye to 2010, although it was a fun year and enjoyable slice of my life. It really is, was, a year that, I spent lots of time, thinking, pondering, wondering, what I should do, what should I not do, or what can I do. And re-visiting my 2010 New Year's Resolution last year....


2010 New Year's Resolution:
1. Challenge myself to take a blind leap once in a while. - checked. It's scary, but at the same time, it's fun =)
2. Try something.... different... - checked.
3. Love myself more. - nope... totally forgot about this one....
4. Chase my dreams. - Apparently, saying something and doing something isn't really of the same level.... fail...


**********

So, flashback to a list of things I've tried/done in 2010.... and a look see at how I've spent my whole year of 2010.

1. Tried making fake BLOOD.


Okay... so maybe it doesn't look real enough.... but what do you expect.... it's made out of Chocolate Syrup and food colouring... Perfectly edible in fact.... which might explain why Hollywood vampires enjoy drinking blood =)




2. Played Paint-ball~!! for the Third time.


I have to say I enjoy paintball, a LOT, even though it hurts as hell if you get hit and feel somebody split your head with a chainsaw if you get hit point-blank in the neck, but somehow there's that adrenaline rush to it, that you get when you're playing First Person Shooter games =)



3. Attended Chua's Brother's Wedding

Gosh, it seems... the topic of getting Married is starting to plague more and more of our young minds. Now it's all their brothers and sisters getting married, in due time, we'll be having to eat less to save money for giving out Ang-pao's to all our Ji-mui and Heng-dai's weddings....



4. Took my firsts proper Fireworks photos =)


There's one reason why I like Chinese New Year.... wait... no, maybe 2 reasons....

One, the Ang-Pau's.... ^^ Who doesn't like getting 'free' money?? Two, Fireworks~!

Fireworks on CNY sounds like the Pearl Harbour bombing during World War II. Chinese are known to be stingy.... but there's one thing they can pay their asses off just for the sake of Chinese New Year. Fireworks ^^



5. Had Cockroach for Supper


Well, no, I didn't eat it. But apparently my mom's Soup was so deliciously tempting that our poor friend couldn't help resisting a taste of it. Before you know it, Wa-la~ and it cleaned my bowl for me @_@



6. Learned.... .... to Draw~


Uh... haha.... obviously this isn't.... really the best of my capability.... this guy is a common model used for hand-eye coordination practice when first learning drawing.... although, I DID get better along the way...



Oh, and this.... To, Chiaw Yee, if you're reading this, that's supposed to be you btw ^_^" One of my earlier sketches.... when I first started drawing....

I'm not drawing as much anymore though.... because I just can't seem to get in the mood when my mom is hovering around me in the living room.... I just need privacy when I'm drawing....



7. Got 3rd Prize for a 'Faces of Curtin' Photography contest

Although it's just a smalltime contest, but I just thought it'd be fun to play around and try my luck. And I won 3rd prize with help of my friends, and especially Tuang, my model for the picture below, hehe.




8. Saw a Cake.... ....


Shaped like a DURIAN~!!!

I swear to God, I totally thought it was a REAL durian when I first saw it.



9. I.... took a giant leap....

It's fun to do something crazy once in a while.... though sometimes these stuff don't always turn out the way you expect it to be, and they always tend to keep you on edge....



10. Saw a new-born BUTTERFLY for the first, close up~!!


Never realized that butterflies were so cool and beautiful.... until I saw one, at 4am one morning, just climbed out of it's cocoon and drying its wings.... with my very own eyes ^_^



11. Bought a rose for the very first time


With the intention to give it to someone.



12. Made full use of my laptop's resources =)


By full use.... I meant.... fully utilizing what's available to you.... hehe.... though maybe I overdid it...


Not everybody makes use of their computer to THIS extent... my poor RAM....



13. Went to Brunei


To eat Sushi~ TWICE~



14. Attempted Lucid Dreaming

Though I never really managed to succeed, the process of trying.... is pretty fun =)



15. Burnt lecture notes 0_0


Why keep something you won't be needing? Hehe.... Well, that is... if I graduate without problem =)



16. Did.... the craziest thing ever

Which I'm not gonna say what... hiak hiak~



17. Got hooked on Yaoi, again...


The clarity and beauty of these drawings never cease to amaze me.



18. Visited the Tip of Borneo!


At long last of being a Sabahan, finally, I visited the Tip of Borneo for the first time =)

Pictures don't do justice for the scene.... it surely is, a place that you have to go and see for yourself to know how wonderful it is =)


**********

Happiest Moment of 2010:
- Probably the last few days where I spent my time with my beloved friends, just hanging out and having fun.

Craziest thing I did in 2010:
- refer to no. 16.

Most regretful act of 2010:
- not too sure about this one.... but I might re-consider spending hours and hours on Maplestory, on something else instead.... IF I had the chance...
- I don't regret the things I've done. It's the things I didn't do that I regret not trying, at least...

Lesson learned in 2010:
- Some things are never meant to be.

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That's about it for 2010, having re-capping what I'd done for the whole past year, I guess it's time to decide what I should change for 2011.


2011 New Year Resolutions:
1. Strive to be a better person 0_0 and also improve myself in various aspects.
2. Dare to Dare. Dare to Say. Dare to Do.
3. Be ambitious, and fight for a whole new life.
4. Live free~!!


I guess that's it for this year's resolutions =)

So what I have to do next is work hard, and live up to my own expectations, hehe


So long~

Buddy Blogs

101 Things to Do Before I Die

02. Make video logs.
03. Skydive. On my Own.
04. Throw a dart onto a world map, and travel to wherever it lands (if possible)
05. Learn a new skill from a friend.
06. Own a 4 acre piece of land.
07. Experience Jetlag.
08. Camp on my own land.
09. Learn not to say yes when you really mean no.
10. Write a novel about myself... or an autobiography.
11. Do something completely crazy and out of character.
12. Sit on the scariest roller coaster ride in the world.
13. Find a job I love.
14. Photograph an eclipse, both solar and lunar.
15. Learn to ride a horse.
16. Own a horse.
17. Go skinny dipping.
18. Throw a mega party!
19. Bury a treasure/time capsule.
20. Visit Antartica, or better yet, get a Job on Antartica, if possible.
21. Build something that will outlast myself.
22. Drive on the Autobahn.
23. Keep a daily diary for one whole year (in detail)
24. Dance in the pouring Rain.
25. Have my own photo studio.
26. Keep a pet (most likely a dog) watch it grow up, grow old, and pass on.
27. Make someone weak in the knees just by looking~
28. Climb one of the world's Seven Summits.
29. Bungee Jump.
30. Fall deeply in love - helplessly and unconditionally.
31. Own a BMW.
32. Win a lottery.
33. Walk the Great Wall of China.
34. Design my own house.
35. Learn Diving.
36. Hike up a Glacier.
37. See the Northen Lights.
36. Fold 1,000 origami paper cranes and give them to someone special.
37. Witness the Sunrise with a loved one.
38. Act and dress up like a tourist, and visit all the places in Sabah like I've never been there before.
39. Draw my own self-portrait.
40. Get a complete makeover, and probably might as well add a photoshoot.
41. Sleep under a starry sky.
42. Live through the 4 seasons of the year, Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter
43. Learn Stunt/Professional Driving.
44. Watch a Meteor shower.
45. Walk into a restaurant and order the whole menu
46. Say "I quit." To a job I hate.
47. Seduce a straight guy.
48. Photograph the Milky Way.
49. Be at Sea for a Week.
50. Master Poker and Win BIG in a Casino.
51. Tell someone "I Love You", and mean it.
52. Test Drive a FERRARI!.
53. Ride a Hot Air Balloon.
54. Dive and see the Great Barrier Reef.
55. Make someone burst in tears of happiness.
56. Go nude for a week.
57. Learn to say "I'm sorry, it's my fault." Even when you're right.
58. Publish an article.
59. Learn to make a Fine Dish. Perfect it. Master it.
60. Learn Skiing, and go Heli-Skiing after that.
61. Visit one of the 7 Wonders of the World.
62. Perform a striptease.
63. Take a midnight stroll along a beach.
64. Sit on the World's Fastest Rollercoaster!!
65. Find my fetish.
66. Get myself so drunk I don't remember anything.
67. Have plastic surgery.
68. Drive a car faster than 160km/h
69. Be in a warzone.
70. Give someone a fake name, just for kicks =)
71. Shoot a scoped rifle at a target 200 meters away. And HIT.
72. Learn a Self-Defense art. Thoroughly.
73. Take part in a motorsport.
74. Have a collection of soft toys.
75. Spend summer solstice above the Arctic Circle, and experience 24 hours of daylight.
76. Touch a Tiger.
77. Write a letter to my closest friends to tell them how much they mean to me.
78. Make a short film.
79. Listen to a Live Orchestra in a world-class theatre.
80. Go BASE jumping.
81. Make a pop up/out card and give it to somebody special.
82. Get a piercing.
83. Get a Tattoo.
84. Perfect my Japanese. And go to Japan to use it.
85. Build a 1km in diameter man-made island.
86. Spend 1 year getting my body in optimum shape, and keep it that way.
87. Look close into the eyes of someone I've just met, see myself, and smile.
88. Make love on the beach.
89. One day donate 10% of my wealth to charity.
90. Take an amazing portrait for someone.
91. Build myself a beach house.
92. Have something named after myself.
93. Watch the Launch of a Space Shuttle.
94. Visit a live volcano.
95. Join a Caravan in the Sahara Desert.
96. Go Rock-climbing.
97. Build a Giant Sandcastle.
98. Save a Life.
99. Disappear from Society for 6 months in attempt to complete as many goals on this list as possible.
100. Change the World.
101. Be happy with who I am.

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