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Monday, January 24, 2011

Oscar, Angel of Death?

Instead of talking about how my job interview went, Imma side track a little for a while.

Today, I'll talk about a CAT - Oscar.

This cute furry little kitteh~ ^^

Oscar lives in a hospital. No, not an animal hospital, he's not sick. The Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center, in the US, to be exact. In fact, he works there.... well, kind of, you'll find out why in a jiffy.

Have you ever watched a little too much of those Japanese Anime....? or some sad Christmas tales about a guardian Angel that comes to greet the dying or watch over them over the last few hours of their lives.... whispering words like... "I'll be by your side"... as the poor weak and terminally sick boy drops his last tear, and his spirit floats off together with the Angel that later transforms into a bird~?

Well, stories are stories, I thought. And Hollywood and Japanese Animes do their best to make sure that everything you see in movies.... only happen in movies.....


Fortunately. Oscar is real. "Purr~ Your time is up~"

For all the people out there who believe in Angels of Death.... Oscar is a real furry one to begin with. This fellow was actually a kitten from an animal shelter in 2005, who grew up in the 3rd floor of the hospital to its 'End-stage' Dementia unit - That's something like an old... old folks home for those of you who can't be bothered knowing what dementia is.

Oscar had a job there. A very serious one. He's the one and only. Grim Reaper.

He may look cute. But he's the very essence of death, not a watchdog

For all the furry cuteness he has, nurses said that he was a 'reserved and anti-social' cat. Yet, he was an "ordinary cat with an extraordinary ability". The ability to know you were about to die.

To put it simply. If this cat sleeps with you, you're gonna die.


Oscar constantly roams the 3rd floor, visiting patients from time to time, taking a look at them, as if saying "Nope, not your time yet".... until he finds 'The One'. He would then jump onto the bed of the patient, and stretch himself, making himself comfortable, then lay down on the patient and have a nap, as if accompanying a dying person for their last moments in life. If anyone took Oscar out of the room and locked him out, he'd claw and scratch at the door, 'meow-ing' away until someone let him in.

One to two hours later, the patient would be on their way to Heaven or Hell, whichever pact they chose from Oscar the Angel of Death =) and Oscar would stand up.... and make his way out of the room, onto another patient, or just laze around in the hallway.

As he sits and savours the moments of death

Up till today, Oscar has had more than 50 death-streaks, pwning any of the top DoTA or COD players in kill-streaks.

Before anyone realized how accurate Oscar was.... there was a time when one of the nurses thought one of the patients had to go, so she brought Oscar into the room, just to have him 'meow' at them and make his way into another patient's room. Without further argument, the patient Oscar visited died within the next 2 hours. And the one whom the nurse thought his time was up?.... Lived for another 2 days before Oscar finally visited him. Even trained professionals can't outwit the Grim Reaper himself. LOL

Oscar is so bad-ass he has a whole article to himself,
not to mention featured in newspapers all over in year 2007, like this one

With death-prediction accuracy percentage of nearly 100%, it is now even Standard Protocol for the hospital staff to inform the patient's family that their loved one has been selected by their local Grim Reaper's agent, allowing them to say their goodbyes.



And for those who are less fortunate. Oscar will always be there for them.




It seems... sometimes movies and fairy tales actually do come true....
~

2 comments:

Siaunee January 25, 2011 at 3:42 PM  

hey.....my sis cat sleeps with me every night..on the same bed.....am I going to die everyday?

Bert January 26, 2011 at 12:43 AM  

lol =.= This cat is different.

He is.... Death God de Agent lai de...

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101 Things to Do Before I Die

02. Make video logs.
03. Skydive. On my Own.
04. Throw a dart onto a world map, and travel to wherever it lands (if possible)
05. Learn a new skill from a friend.
06. Own a 4 acre piece of land.
07. Experience Jetlag.
08. Camp on my own land.
09. Learn not to say yes when you really mean no.
10. Write a novel about myself... or an autobiography.
11. Do something completely crazy and out of character.
12. Sit on the scariest roller coaster ride in the world.
13. Find a job I love.
14. Photograph an eclipse, both solar and lunar.
15. Learn to ride a horse.
16. Own a horse.
17. Go skinny dipping.
18. Throw a mega party!
19. Bury a treasure/time capsule.
20. Visit Antartica, or better yet, get a Job on Antartica, if possible.
21. Build something that will outlast myself.
22. Drive on the Autobahn.
23. Keep a daily diary for one whole year (in detail)
24. Dance in the pouring Rain.
25. Have my own photo studio.
26. Keep a pet (most likely a dog) watch it grow up, grow old, and pass on.
27. Make someone weak in the knees just by looking~
28. Climb one of the world's Seven Summits.
29. Bungee Jump.
30. Fall deeply in love - helplessly and unconditionally.
31. Own a BMW.
32. Win a lottery.
33. Walk the Great Wall of China.
34. Design my own house.
35. Learn Diving.
36. Hike up a Glacier.
37. See the Northen Lights.
36. Fold 1,000 origami paper cranes and give them to someone special.
37. Witness the Sunrise with a loved one.
38. Act and dress up like a tourist, and visit all the places in Sabah like I've never been there before.
39. Draw my own self-portrait.
40. Get a complete makeover, and probably might as well add a photoshoot.
41. Sleep under a starry sky.
42. Live through the 4 seasons of the year, Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter
43. Learn Stunt/Professional Driving.
44. Watch a Meteor shower.
45. Walk into a restaurant and order the whole menu
46. Say "I quit." To a job I hate.
47. Seduce a straight guy.
48. Photograph the Milky Way.
49. Be at Sea for a Week.
50. Master Poker and Win BIG in a Casino.
51. Tell someone "I Love You", and mean it.
52. Test Drive a FERRARI!.
53. Ride a Hot Air Balloon.
54. Dive and see the Great Barrier Reef.
55. Make someone burst in tears of happiness.
56. Go nude for a week.
57. Learn to say "I'm sorry, it's my fault." Even when you're right.
58. Publish an article.
59. Learn to make a Fine Dish. Perfect it. Master it.
60. Learn Skiing, and go Heli-Skiing after that.
61. Visit one of the 7 Wonders of the World.
62. Perform a striptease.
63. Take a midnight stroll along a beach.
64. Sit on the World's Fastest Rollercoaster!!
65. Find my fetish.
66. Get myself so drunk I don't remember anything.
67. Have plastic surgery.
68. Drive a car faster than 160km/h
69. Be in a warzone.
70. Give someone a fake name, just for kicks =)
71. Shoot a scoped rifle at a target 200 meters away. And HIT.
72. Learn a Self-Defense art. Thoroughly.
73. Take part in a motorsport.
74. Have a collection of soft toys.
75. Spend summer solstice above the Arctic Circle, and experience 24 hours of daylight.
76. Touch a Tiger.
77. Write a letter to my closest friends to tell them how much they mean to me.
78. Make a short film.
79. Listen to a Live Orchestra in a world-class theatre.
80. Go BASE jumping.
81. Make a pop up/out card and give it to somebody special.
82. Get a piercing.
83. Get a Tattoo.
84. Perfect my Japanese. And go to Japan to use it.
85. Build a 1km in diameter man-made island.
86. Spend 1 year getting my body in optimum shape, and keep it that way.
87. Look close into the eyes of someone I've just met, see myself, and smile.
88. Make love on the beach.
89. One day donate 10% of my wealth to charity.
90. Take an amazing portrait for someone.
91. Build myself a beach house.
92. Have something named after myself.
93. Watch the Launch of a Space Shuttle.
94. Visit a live volcano.
95. Join a Caravan in the Sahara Desert.
96. Go Rock-climbing.
97. Build a Giant Sandcastle.
98. Save a Life.
99. Disappear from Society for 6 months in attempt to complete as many goals on this list as possible.
100. Change the World.
101. Be happy with who I am.

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